Politely put, but firmly meant.

The cushion says what the host is too well-mannered to. It is a proper piece of needlepoint — hand-stitched, weighty, properly finished — which is precisely what makes the joke land.

Generously sized as a lumbar cushion, hand-worked in traditional needlepoint and finished with a rich navy velvet reverse, fully reversible. An inner hollowfibre pad is included.

Made in small runs — once a drop sells through, it isn't repeated.

Perfect for:
Hosts who value an early night, funny home decor, statement lumbar cushions, housewarming gifts.

Product details:

• Limited edition – only a small run made for each drop
• Handmade with high-quality needlepoint stitching
• Includes inner hollowfibre cushion pad
• Size: Rectangle 30cm x 50cm
• Navy velvet reversible backing